Congress threatens to go on dharna if Kejriwal doesn’t stop coughing

Delhi: Taking a leaf out of the Aam Admi Party’s book, the Delhi branch of the Congress party today has threatened to go a dharna if the Chief Minister did not stop coughing.

“We will be on dharna in our homes from tomorrow onwards, to protest against Arvind Kejriwal’s constant coughing,” Arvinder Singh Lovely, a Congress MLA from Delhi said. “He just keeps on coughing and we are all really worried of catching ‘aam admi’germs from him.”However, the party’s members refused to go on dharna in Delhi’s biting cold in the open and have instead promised to do so from the comfort of their own homes.

“Shindeji is absolutely right, someone who coughs this much, has to be a yeda,” Lovely added.

On hearing these reports, Arvind Kejriwal coughed, then smiled and then coughed again. “Yadavji ne survey karaya hai, Delhi mein kuchh adbhut ho raha hai,” he said inexplicably, before